Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Battle 2: vs. Haagen, Anh, Dazs (Creme Anglaise) 3v1!!!!

On the Course of the Chef, sometimes it involves taking the DC Metro! On tonight's journey, the Quinja encountered two cheery travelers from Minnesota who were artfully disguised as Hawaiians - they most definitely fooled me! Good luck on your mission at NIH... the Ninja Institutes of Health!

Inspired by The Trombone Ninja (hmm... I bet you have some culinary knives hidden within your instrument) and his mom, the Quinja is going to take on the threesome ("trois") of Haagen, Anh, Dazs in Ice Kream Kombat!

This battle is dedicated to you and if you or your mom are reading, drop me an email and I'll send you a Cooking-Dojo t-shirt... no need for disguises when you look this good!


 QuinJa vs Haagen, Anh, & Daaz!

TALE OF THE TAPE:
QUINJA:  1-0-0
Haagen, Anh, Dazs:  0-0-0

Haagen, Anh, & Dazs are fighting out of Oakland, California.  They were born at Bronx, New York in 1961.  "Weighing" in at approximately 410 mL each!  (Yes, I realize I just gave weight as volume but I do not know the density of ice cream to make the conversion!)

Entourage: 
Creme Anglaise (Base for Ice Cream):  2 cups of whole milk (16 fluid oz), 5 oz of sugar (by weight), 6 egg yolks, splash of vanilla extract

Basil: Add a package of basil leaves (to taste).

Mint Mojito (Alcholic):
Add 2 shots of dark rum (4 oz), zest from 3 limes, and a package of mint leaves.

Fig N Goat Cheese:
Add a small amount of goat cheese (Chevre) to taste, one package of dried figs, crushed walnuts (optional as garnish), Fig Newtons (optional as garnish).

QuinJa Techniques: Mixing

Battle Time: 2-2.5 hrs; 30 minutes for Mise En Place, 10(!) minutes for pasteurization, 60 minutes to chill the mixture, 30 minutes in chilling/mixing phase.

Ninja Tip: When working with herbs for ice cream, do not cook the herbs as they will get damaged by the heat.  Add right before or during the chilling/mixing phase with your ice cream maker!

1. Add the sugar (5oz) to the 6 egg yolks and mix thoroughly until you can "hear or feel" sugar at the bottom of the mixing bowl.
2. Heat the milk (2 cups) in a saucepan until boil.
3. Add heated milk to the sugar-egg mixture slowly while whisking.
4. Add a splash of vanilla extract.
5. Put this mixture back into the saucepan and simmer over super low heat!  Stirring constantly!
Ninja Weakpoint:  It is very easy to overcook and produce "scrambled eggs."  Watch the end of my video to see this catastrophe in action!  When you get scrambled eggs, there is no recovery (even for ninjas) so go slow!!!
Signs that the mixture is done cooking...
     A. The foam subsides and is only on the sides.
     B. Part the mixture with your spoon and the "bottom" of the Red Sea should hold for an instant.
     C. Lift your wooden spoon and trace a horizontal line with your finger.  The mixture should not
     run down and connect.

6. Place the heated mixture in the freezer (about one hour) to chill it.
7. Put the chilled mixture in ice cream maker (about 30 minutes) or creamy.



BASIL ICE CREAM
6a. Fine chop basil leaves and put into mixture before putting into freezer.  Save basil leaves to garnish the ice cream.

Fighting Tip: You garnish with a key ingredient to emphasize and remind your guests of what the primary ingredient in the dish is!  Yes, some may argue that ninjas should not telegraph our next attack; however, I would argue that ninjas do not care as our enemies cannot stop our juggernautian attacks are "unstoppable."

Taste: Awesome combination of sweet and savory!  The basil is from the mint family!


   
MINT MOJITO
6a. Add the zest of 3 limes.  I added no lemon juice because I was afraid (wait, ninjas do not know fear, replace "afraid" with "concerned") that the milk would curdle!
6b. Add a package of finely chopped mint (to taste).
6c. Add a shot (2 oz) of dark rum (to taste).
Ninja Weakness: Note that freezing of ice cream will dampen flavors.  I had to readjust by adding another shot of rum (total of 4 oz) to the ice cream mixture the following day. 

MINT MOJITO ICE CREAM
Garnish with Mint Leaf

Taste:  If you like mint mojitos (or rum), you'll...

FIG N GOAT (CHEVRE) CHEESE ICE CREAM
Bonus Khallenge: The Quinja has never eaten a raw fig (Fig Newtons do not count!) or chevre ever!  Tasting the dried figs, they were very sweet and tart.  I decided to cook them with an acid (lemon juice) to balance out the flavor.  The Quinja is not a fan of goat cheese and was surprised that it was many times softer than brie and my trusted blade had problems cutting through its melted butter consistency.

Note: This taste kombination khallenge was posed by the Amber Ninja who had some training from the Cornell Dojo of Hotel Administration in New York State, USA.

1a. Chop the dried figs and add the juice of two lemons to a saucepan.
Fighting Tip:  The dried figs (skin included) absorbed a lot of lemon juice so burning of the figs was a concern.  I added red wine (more acid) and it did not help.  Since I was aiming for a jam/preserves consistency, I decided to put the figs in a blender and added orange juice (more acid).  The blender was an effective weapon!
6.5 Add the fig "jam" to the mixture before putting into ice cream maker.
6.5a Add the chevre to the mixture before putting into ice cream maker.
Fighting Tip: Since the chevre was melting at room temperature, I did not want to cook it so I put about 1/2 of the amount (see picture) into the chiller/mixer ice cream maker.

Ninja Weakness: After 30 minutes of chilling/mixing, I noticed that there were two clumps of frozen chevre - I removed them!  The Quinja learned that chevre is very susceptible to changes in temperature!

FIG N GOAT CHEESE ICE CREAM
Garnish with Fig Newton and add Walnuts (Not Pictured)

Taste: You taste the figs and then you get a hint of chevre aftertaste.  I highly recommend adding nuts, like walnuts to balance of the flavors and to add another texture!

Victory, defeat, and a tie for the Quinja!  While the final results are very tasty... I did overcook one of the batches of ice cream (see the video), and ice cream battles are difficult because you are using the elements of FIRE (during the slow heat pasteurization), and WATER (cold)... these elements will change the taste of your final product so it's very difficult to taste at every stage.

BONUS FOOTAGE:
Through two Ninja Tales, the Quinja talks about the importance of salt and why taste, taste, and taste is the most important "combo" that you need to learn as a cooking ninja!

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Battle 1: vs. Bad MOO'd (Roast Beef)

QuinJa takes on Bad MOO'd!


Bad MOO'd photo provided by the Otter Ninja, Master of Photography! (http://otterlicious.tumblr.com/)

TALE OF THE TAPE:
QUINJA:  0-0-0
BAD MOO'D:  0-0-0

Bad MOO'd hails from the butcher section of Whole Foods (Top Round) and weighs in about 2.5lbs!

Entourage: Garlic, Pepper, Salt, Butter (or Olive Oil); Sauce (Red Wine, Beef Broth/Stock, Bouquet Garni - Celery, Bay Leaf, Thyme)

QuinJa Techniques: Searing, Roasting

Battle Time: 1.5 hours

Special thanks to Elenja, the Hugging Ninja, for coming up with the Cooking-Dojo's theme song.  It's appropriate as I "keep it real."  Remember, in life, it's not how many times you get knocked down, it's how many times you get right back up!

1. Take the battle to the beef by aggressively seasoning (salt and pepper or the seasoning of your choice, such as McCormick's Montreal Steak Seasoning)!  As you sear and roast you will lose some of the seasoning so don't "play it safe."
2. Tie the meat up to ensure even cooking and it makes for a prettier presentation.  Hey, some may say that tying up a foe is not very sporting... who said that ninjas were honorable!  LOL
3. SEARING: Ensure that the pan is hot otherwise the meat will stick!  The use of this art will ensure that the moisture is locked in the meat!  Remember, do not move the meat for a few minutes (resist the urge to move or press down on the meat - you'll only lose moisture) - you are ninja - have some self-discipline!  Hiya!  Also, don't forget to sear the sides!
WARNING: Oven temperatures vary!  It's a function of meat weight as well.  For 2.5lbs, here's how I did it... remember, you want to move down in temperature slowly (Go slowly - ninjas like to see our enemies suffer!)  Also, don't forgot to turn the meat to evenly cook and baste with the juices!
4. ROASTING:  Place in oven for 400F (10-15 minutes, put a piece of butter on top).
5. 375F (15-20 minutes).  Turn and baste.
6. 350F (10-15 minutes).  Turn and baste.
7. 325F (10-15 minutes).  Turn and baste.
8. 300F (10-15 minutes).  For roast beef, I aim for medium rare (145F).
TIP: When roasting, err on the side of rare because you can fix it by cooking it longer!  REMEMBER, "Well done can't be undone!"  Hmm... I wonder if that's something Master Splinter or Mr. Miyagi would say...
9. RESTING: Meat should rest about 1/3 of cooking time!  If you cut things too soon and see juices flowing out, you are losing a lot of moisture and taste!  After a lengthy battle (and in life), remember to REST - take vacations and take time to see shrubbery grow and clouds roll by!  You deserve it!
10. SAUCE - The searing pan will look messy!  No worries, ninjas are trained to leave no signs of a successful assassination!  Under low heat, add beef broth, red wine, salt to taste, and a bouquet garni (celery, thyme, and bay leaf).

Victory for the QuinJa!




Monday, July 4, 2011

Kitchen Kombat - MasterChef Pre-Application

Uh...oh... it's time for Kitchen Kombat!!!!




While not as cool as the uniforms of Kobra Kai, I gotta look good representing the Cooking-Dojo!
[Note: When I can think of an appropriate Khallenge to "Test Your Might," there will be a chance to win one!  The Cooking-Dojo t-shirt is made of "dry-fit" material so you'll maintain your cool to look good while kicking butt!]

So here are some of my responses to the pre-application!  I also filmed my audition tape.  However, I think it'll be better to travel and battle at an open casting call.  It's still TBD so I am hopeful that Philly or DC will be a location; otherwise, I will travel to a city where I can borrow a friend's kitchen!

 
Growing up, my family was not well off so I remembering eating food as "fuel" (Kudos to mom for keeping us fed!) so my taste palette was not very developed! However, I recall trying sushi for the first time on a first date (Hey, I'm a risk-taker!) while things didn't work out with the girl and sushi was "unique" at first, I must say that I'm now addicted to sushi's unique taste and texture! 
 
 
Well, my name is pronounced "Quin" and my nickname is "Q" so I'll readily admit that my ego has an affinity for the letter "Q." As such, I'd make Mushroom Quinoa and Quail topped with Cardamom Mangoes for you. Quinoa has been called a supergrain so it contributes to a healthier lifestyle and quails definitely help with portion size! Let me know when you want to come over! Just bring the wine! 
 
Secret Cooking-Jitsu:  I can't reveal the secret herbs and seasonings!
 
 
Working on an engineering PhD is hard enough, but when it was my dad's last request, it definitely ups the stakes. In a month span, my dad passed away and my friend died from ovarian cancer. Both were unexpected. Furthermore, it was draining because I was failing out of school and I wanted to quit school to take care of my mom. The important part was that I got back up, transferred to another school, and got my PhD at 27! Regardless, my achievement pales in comparison to my mom!  She was pregnant with me while escaping Vietnam (while dodging bullets) as a war refugee to the United States! Mom is a cook now and I want to make her proud by competing and winning MasterChef
 
As I am a huge fan of Hell's Kitchen, Chef Ramsay is another reason why I want to compete in MasterChef. He's akin to a drill sergeant. I'll probably hate him during "boot camp" but his tough love training will see me through the proverbial "frying pan" of the kitchen and other challenges in life! 
 
 
No one in this competition will have more intestinal fortitude, quick-thinking, and derring-do than me! At 5'3" I'm likely to be one of your smallest competitors! My size did not stop me from successfully competing amongst the "trees" in volleyball and eventually becoming a coach! As an example of my wit and boldness, I remember asking out a girl who was 6' tall. She said, "How would you reach the cookie jar on the top shelf for me?"  I replied, "Hey, I'm a smart guy. I know how to use a ladder especially when rescuing kittens out of trees." (Note: I did get the date!) In the culinary arts, height or weight doesn't matter and it's ultimately a battle between myself and the ingredients -  there are no excuses for poor-tasting food! Most importantly, the goal of cooking is to make food that makes people happy and I aim to please! In all aspects of life, I always compete like a champion! Thank you for reading!